Cows Fed Candy Instead Of Corn
In the early 2000s a San Francisco Ferry Building purveyor was selling cuts of pork from pigs that had been fed cherries. I never ate any because that involved cooking but still I thought it was a brilliant concept.
Now ten years later, born of disaster, cherry-pork is eclipsed:
And if you’re like me, you blurred this headline into reading “Cows Fed Candy Corn” and your head exploded from scrumtrulescence.