How I Lost Six Pounds in Thirty Days

I have the best weight loss tip for you.

It’s not moving your family to another country.

It’s not unpacking and decorating your new home.

It’s not breastfeeding your 18-month-old.

It’s not eating at least two sleeves of Pimms on the daily.

pims-biscuits

It’s not biking back and forth to preschool and walking everywhere else because you’re too scared to drive.

It’s not worrying about your firstborn.

It is none of those things.

It is this:

I have lost six pounds in thirty days by not owning a garbage disposal.

It doesn’t matter how clean you think you are there’s always something lingering for fruit flies to enjoy.  They will congregate and procreate and they will feed, feed, feed upon everything you yourself would like to eat.

I shall be waif by spring.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: