My Big Butt

When Kris and I were first dating we were at a house party and some guy – a total stranger – asked Kris while looking at me, “Dude, are you an ass man?”  Befuddled, Kris replied, “Yeah …uh…” and then the guy says, “Well I guess you’d HAVE to be, huh?” eyes burning into my backside.

My butt.  As a child it was a source of constant humiliation.  At 24, I didn’t fully appreciate its power.  At 44, I realize it’s not going anywhere.

IMG_1628

This Buzzfeed list made me laugh out loud:

29 Struggles That Only People With Big Butts Will Understand

Oh #2, you and I go waaaaaay back (see what I did there?):

Screen Shot 2014-10-29 at 1.44.57 PM

And #14 made my day:

Screen Shot 2014-10-29 at 1.54.56 PM

This post brought to you by DAT ASS and a much needed moment of levity.  Smiley emoji.

Advertisements

6 thoughts on “My Big Butt

  1. LOL! I repinned this yesterday on Pinterest when I saw it. I can SO RELATE. You are right, mine isn’t going anywhere either…oh and how I have tried. My favorite MAJOR FAUX PAS was when I worked with a trainer years ago to slim down my backside. She had me lunging, squatting, leg pressing my derriere into oblivion…only for it to get bigger. *&%$!! Nowadays, I only walk or bike for cardio and do stretches to keep muscles long and fat at bay (as much as that is possible). For the record, I have NEVER liked wearing jeans because of crappy fits.

    Like

  2. Pingback: My Back Alley | Black Panty Salvation

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: