My Big Butt
When Kris and I were first dating we were at a house party and some guy – a total stranger – asked Kris while looking at me, “Dude, are you an ass man?” Befuddled, Kris replied, “Yeah …uh…” and then the guy says, “Well I guess you’d HAVE to be, huh?” eyes burning into my backside.
My butt. As a child it was a source of constant humiliation. At 24, I didn’t fully appreciate its power. At 44, I realize it’s not going anywhere.
This Buzzfeed list made me laugh out loud:
Oh #2, you and I go waaaaaay back (see what I did there?):
And #14 made my day:
This post brought to you by DAT ASS and a much needed moment of levity. Smiley emoji.